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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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On the other hand, you have other fingers.

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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

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Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

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