Lodge Organizational Structure
WORSHIPFUL MASTER Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than an Intercity Express Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God
SENIOR WARDEN Leaps short buildings with a single bound Is more powerful than a goods train Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God
JUNIOR WARDEN Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind Is almost as powerful as a goods train Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet Walks on water of a swimming pool Talks with God if special dispensation is given
SENIOR DEACON Barely clears a garden hut Loses a tug-of-war with a train Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God
JUNIOR DEACON Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by trains Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Doggie paddles Talks with the animals
MARSHAL Runs into buildings Recognizes trains two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life vest Talks to walls
STEWARD Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings Says "Look at the choo choo's" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself
SECRETARY Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks trains off the track Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD !